Official Mega Modular Corporation Patchi Playing Cards
It has come to the attention of The Corporation that purchasing our deliverables is too much of a "sure thing", and the thrill of purchasing a possibly-terrible product is not attainable through our standard offerings. For this reason we are pleased to present to you our official playing cards. With over 50 cards per deck, it's exactly the right number of cards for a large, beautiful game of poker or a lonely, pathetic game of solitare. We at The Corporation don't know which of these applies to you, consumer, but we're sure you'll be beyond adequately pleased with this, or our other deck design.
.: Smooth 300 gsm premium-coated cardstock paper
.: Size: 2.5" x 3.5" (6.4cm x 8.9cm)
.: A standard deck of 52 playing cards with 2 Joker cards
.: Comes in a clear acrylic box
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the card outwards.
It has come to the attention of The Corporation that purchasing our deliverables is too much of a "sure thing", and the thrill of purchasing a possibly-terrible product is not attainable through our standard offerings. For this reason we are pleased to present to you our official playing cards. With over 50 cards per deck, it's exactly the right number of cards for a large, beautiful game of poker or a lonely, pathetic game of solitare. We at The Corporation don't know which of these applies to you, consumer, but we're sure you'll be beyond adequately pleased with this, or our other deck design.
.: Smooth 300 gsm premium-coated cardstock paper
.: Size: 2.5" x 3.5" (6.4cm x 8.9cm)
.: A standard deck of 52 playing cards with 2 Joker cards
.: Comes in a clear acrylic box
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the card outwards.